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Having students discuss what places they would like to visit and why:

Student 1 “Why do you want to go to Hawaii?”

Student 2 “Coconut breast.”

Fabric Market Hanoi, Vietnam

Lesbians are more likely to have orgasms than straight women

Well… yep!

Teaching English in a kindergarten in Vietnam, for English class the kids are assigned English names. Devastated I did not get to choose the names for them myself because;

a) No Asian toddler should have to try so hard to introduce herself “I AM SHEEEUUURRRRUUUAAAA!!!” (Sheila)

b) Larry will be upset when she realises her name is not actually a princess name like I told her it was (no idea who assigned these names)

c) I would have named them after Game of Thrones characters. It would have been adorable. ”DAENERYS STORMBORN OF THE HOUSE TARGARYEN FIRST OF YOUR NAME AND LADY REGENT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS GET THAT FINGER OUT OF YOUR NOSE AND SIT DOWN IN YOUR TINY PLASTIC YELLOW CHAIR THIS INSTANT!!”

  • HEY STUDENT WHAT IS THAT!?
  • No.
  • IS THAT A MAGAZINE!?
  • No.
  • IT IS! IT IS A MAGAZINE!
  • Please stop.
  • IT IS A VIETNAMESE MAGAZINE! BUT THIS IS ENGLISH CLASS!
  • I am sorry. Please. No.
  • WHAT ARE YOU READING ABOUT!?
  • Noooooo.
  • IS THAT SAILOR MOON!?
  • Nooooooooooo.
  • EXCELLENT! WELL I DON'T UNDERSTAND VIETNAMESE SO FOR THE NEXT CLASS I'D LIKE YOU TO GIVE ME A TWO MINUTE ORAL PRESENTATION ON SAILOR MOON AND EVERYTHING YOU LEARNED ABOUT SAILOR MOON FROM THAT MAGAZINE!!
  • Pleeeeaaase noooooooo.....
  • YAY! ENGLISH!

Fair City - Intelligent drama.....

For those of you who appreciate Irish drama/rants about Irish drama.

nerdsandgamersftw:

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOUR DOING! MOTHERFUCKING CAT ARMOR!!!

Via  Etsy

hoganddice did ye get a cat?

(via plaguesandpuppies)

These lads are available for weddings. If I don’t Irish dance down the aisle to this the entire day will be a waste!

Sign our petition - Action On Hearing Loss: RNID

Having a hearing aid means:

- not fighting with my partner because I can’t communicate with her.

- hearing my niece and nephews.

- birds! They are everywhere, how cool are those feathery lil guys and gals?

- not being afraid to go new places alone.

- not pissing people off asking them to repeat themselves.

- not getting yelled at because it pisses people off when you ask them to repeat themselves.

- not crying yourself to sleep because you aren’t sure why people were yelling at you all day.

- not being frightened to speak.

- having friends I can laugh with because I can hear the jokes now.

- realising my partner is happier because we haven’t fought in ages.

- hearing the bass in your favourite song for the first time in your life. 

Soooo, if some of you could sign this petition. That would be wonderful. Thank you.

Having students discuss what places they would like to visit and why:

Student 1 “Why do you want to go to Hawaii?”

Student 2 “Coconut breast.”

Fabric Market Hanoi, Vietnam

Lesbians are more likely to have orgasms than straight women

Well… yep!

Teaching English in a kindergarten in Vietnam, for English class the kids are assigned English names. Devastated I did not get to choose the names for them myself because;

a) No Asian toddler should have to try so hard to introduce herself “I AM SHEEEUUURRRRUUUAAAA!!!” (Sheila)

b) Larry will be upset when she realises her name is not actually a princess name like I told her it was (no idea who assigned these names)

c) I would have named them after Game of Thrones characters. It would have been adorable. ”DAENERYS STORMBORN OF THE HOUSE TARGARYEN FIRST OF YOUR NAME AND LADY REGENT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS GET THAT FINGER OUT OF YOUR NOSE AND SIT DOWN IN YOUR TINY PLASTIC YELLOW CHAIR THIS INSTANT!!”

  • HEY STUDENT WHAT IS THAT!?
  • No.
  • IS THAT A MAGAZINE!?
  • No.
  • IT IS! IT IS A MAGAZINE!
  • Please stop.
  • IT IS A VIETNAMESE MAGAZINE! BUT THIS IS ENGLISH CLASS!
  • I am sorry. Please. No.
  • WHAT ARE YOU READING ABOUT!?
  • Noooooo.
  • IS THAT SAILOR MOON!?
  • Nooooooooooo.
  • EXCELLENT! WELL I DON'T UNDERSTAND VIETNAMESE SO FOR THE NEXT CLASS I'D LIKE YOU TO GIVE ME A TWO MINUTE ORAL PRESENTATION ON SAILOR MOON AND EVERYTHING YOU LEARNED ABOUT SAILOR MOON FROM THAT MAGAZINE!!
  • Pleeeeaaase noooooooo.....
  • YAY! ENGLISH!

Fair City - Intelligent drama.....

For those of you who appreciate Irish drama/rants about Irish drama.

nerdsandgamersftw:

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOUR DOING! MOTHERFUCKING CAT ARMOR!!!

Via  Etsy

hoganddice did ye get a cat?

(via plaguesandpuppies)

These lads are available for weddings. If I don’t Irish dance down the aisle to this the entire day will be a waste!

Sign our petition - Action On Hearing Loss: RNID

Having a hearing aid means:

- not fighting with my partner because I can’t communicate with her.

- hearing my niece and nephews.

- birds! They are everywhere, how cool are those feathery lil guys and gals?

- not being afraid to go new places alone.

- not pissing people off asking them to repeat themselves.

- not getting yelled at because it pisses people off when you ask them to repeat themselves.

- not crying yourself to sleep because you aren’t sure why people were yelling at you all day.

- not being frightened to speak.

- having friends I can laugh with because I can hear the jokes now.

- realising my partner is happier because we haven’t fought in ages.

- hearing the bass in your favourite song for the first time in your life. 

Soooo, if some of you could sign this petition. That would be wonderful. Thank you.

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