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akashisochinchin:

lillinox:

lightspeedsound:

Ok but what if mermaids didn’t just live in liquid bodies of water.

What if there were mermaids who lived in thunder clouds and lured air plane pilots to their doom

What if Amelia Earhart was just seduced by a tropical storm mermaid and they’re living happily together in some seasonal monsoon system somewhere above the Bermuda Triangle

I ship it.

I fly it

(via crispypata)

thevirginityslayer:

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

Best video in the world

I am in love with a watermelon wearing, dancing goddess. 

(Source: aryanstark, via crispypata)

infinitystops:

HOLY FUCK

Bic win the complaints department awesomeness award. 

infinitystops:

HOLY FUCK

Bic win the complaints department awesomeness award. 

(Source: safewordstealy, via crispypata)

Having students discuss what places they would like to visit and why:

Student 1 “Why do you want to go to Hawaii?”

Student 2 “Coconut breast.”

Fabric Market Hanoi, Vietnam

Lesbians are more likely to have orgasms than straight women

Well… yep!

Teaching English in a kindergarten in Vietnam, for English class the kids are assigned English names. Devastated I did not get to choose the names for them myself because;

a) No Asian toddler should have to try so hard to introduce herself “I AM SHEEEUUURRRRUUUAAAA!!!” (Sheila)

b) Larry will be upset when she realises her name is not actually a princess name like I told her it was (no idea who assigned these names)

c) I would have named them after Game of Thrones characters. It would have been adorable. ”DAENERYS STORMBORN OF THE HOUSE TARGARYEN FIRST OF YOUR NAME AND LADY REGENT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS GET THAT FINGER OUT OF YOUR NOSE AND SIT DOWN IN YOUR TINY PLASTIC YELLOW CHAIR THIS INSTANT!!”

  • HEY STUDENT WHAT IS THAT!?
  • No.
  • IS THAT A MAGAZINE!?
  • No.
  • IT IS! IT IS A MAGAZINE!
  • Please stop.
  • IT IS A VIETNAMESE MAGAZINE! BUT THIS IS ENGLISH CLASS!
  • I am sorry. Please. No.
  • WHAT ARE YOU READING ABOUT!?
  • Noooooo.
  • IS THAT SAILOR MOON!?
  • Nooooooooooo.
  • EXCELLENT! WELL I DON'T UNDERSTAND VIETNAMESE SO FOR THE NEXT CLASS I'D LIKE YOU TO GIVE ME A TWO MINUTE ORAL PRESENTATION ON SAILOR MOON AND EVERYTHING YOU LEARNED ABOUT SAILOR MOON FROM THAT MAGAZINE!!
  • Pleeeeaaase noooooooo.....
  • YAY! ENGLISH!

akashisochinchin:

lillinox:

lightspeedsound:

Ok but what if mermaids didn’t just live in liquid bodies of water.

What if there were mermaids who lived in thunder clouds and lured air plane pilots to their doom

What if Amelia Earhart was just seduced by a tropical storm mermaid and they’re living happily together in some seasonal monsoon system somewhere above the Bermuda Triangle

I ship it.

I fly it

(via crispypata)

thevirginityslayer:

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

Best video in the world

I am in love with a watermelon wearing, dancing goddess. 

(Source: aryanstark, via crispypata)

infinitystops:

HOLY FUCK

Bic win the complaints department awesomeness award. 

infinitystops:

HOLY FUCK

Bic win the complaints department awesomeness award. 

(Source: safewordstealy, via crispypata)

Having students discuss what places they would like to visit and why:

Student 1 “Why do you want to go to Hawaii?”

Student 2 “Coconut breast.”

Fabric Market Hanoi, Vietnam

Lesbians are more likely to have orgasms than straight women

Well… yep!

Teaching English in a kindergarten in Vietnam, for English class the kids are assigned English names. Devastated I did not get to choose the names for them myself because;

a) No Asian toddler should have to try so hard to introduce herself “I AM SHEEEUUURRRRUUUAAAA!!!” (Sheila)

b) Larry will be upset when she realises her name is not actually a princess name like I told her it was (no idea who assigned these names)

c) I would have named them after Game of Thrones characters. It would have been adorable. ”DAENERYS STORMBORN OF THE HOUSE TARGARYEN FIRST OF YOUR NAME AND LADY REGENT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS GET THAT FINGER OUT OF YOUR NOSE AND SIT DOWN IN YOUR TINY PLASTIC YELLOW CHAIR THIS INSTANT!!”

  • HEY STUDENT WHAT IS THAT!?
  • No.
  • IS THAT A MAGAZINE!?
  • No.
  • IT IS! IT IS A MAGAZINE!
  • Please stop.
  • IT IS A VIETNAMESE MAGAZINE! BUT THIS IS ENGLISH CLASS!
  • I am sorry. Please. No.
  • WHAT ARE YOU READING ABOUT!?
  • Noooooo.
  • IS THAT SAILOR MOON!?
  • Nooooooooooo.
  • EXCELLENT! WELL I DON'T UNDERSTAND VIETNAMESE SO FOR THE NEXT CLASS I'D LIKE YOU TO GIVE ME A TWO MINUTE ORAL PRESENTATION ON SAILOR MOON AND EVERYTHING YOU LEARNED ABOUT SAILOR MOON FROM THAT MAGAZINE!!
  • Pleeeeaaase noooooooo.....
  • YAY! ENGLISH!

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